[The Hammer]

Some Buffing Required....a casual raiding guild who touts itself as being family-oriented, helpful, friendly and respectful, however, once you join under these false pretenses, you soon learn that they could care less about being friendly, respectful or helpful. They want to raid more than they want to be casual yet weeks go by and nothing is put on the calendar. Well, that's pretty typical of lazy GMs and officers. No notice, no preparation, no instructions. I bet their raids go real smooth. There are incidents where they recruit players who are relatively new and don't raid much and assure them they will be taught what to do. That's pretty normal for a guild who wants to raid, right?

According to our sources, no one asks you if you know the fights in the raids and when you do speak up and ask if they can please explain it, they make fun of the player instead of actually helping them learn. How is that beneficial to the rest of the raid? I guess it's beneficial if your a brain-dead GM.

The guild is run by a good ole boy redneck and his Marylin Monroe wannabee girlfriend who tries her hardest in vent to be breathless and sexy with her voice. One would half expect her to break out in a chorus of "Happy Birthday, Mister President." A pretty good indication that someone is not sexy is when they have to try to be sexy. FAIL.

Certain players have reported that after asking for instructions on how certain fights in raids go, the GM has responded, "Look, this game has been out for how long now? ICC has been out for how long now? If you don't know the fights by now then you're a moron. Git off your f**king ass and learn them for yourself."

The sarcastic girlfriend has an even more brilliant response to those asking for instructions: "I mean, it's pretty basic. What's there to tell? Why should we have to explain anything! Kill stuff."

Kill stuff? Like her and her redneck GM-boyfriend kill their brain cells every time they take a breath?

Ridicule and belittlement is a great way to keep guildies, right? WRONG, and that's why they lose so many of them. So save yourself a headache and avoid this guild like the Plague Quarter! That is, unless you like to be treated like a child with abusive parents.



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