[Rho]

1. What is your name? You can call me Ary

2. What class are you? Paladin

3. Why do you think your class is the best class? You dare ask me why? Need I remind you of our status under the great Charlemagne; master of Rome? Need I remind you of the chansons de geste which boast of our great and heroic deeds? See to it that your memory serves you better next time for although we are indeed champions of goodness, we will strike you down in our wrath of holy vengeance if you dare disrespect us!

4. Tell us what class and race of the opposing faction is your mortal enemy. The undead, of course. They stand no chance against crusaders of the light. Flee! Flee from the light, vile miscreations!

5. What is your mission in life? To uphold justice. To serve the king and protect the weak.

6. What do you do in your spare time? Clothe the less fortunate

7. Do you have any pets? I have an owl and a worg puppy

8. What is your greatest weakness? My speed, or lack thereof

9. Who are you afraid of? I fear nothing...and can't be feared, haha!

10. Where is your home? Currently, Shatt but I rather miss Stormwind

11. Where is your favorite place to adventure? I love Darkshire, it's a pally's playground.

12. Who do you think needs a serious attitude adjustment? Horde druids. They have a god-complex but they always seem to forget one thing...when they are in bear form they have to pop to heal, we don't, and that's when we slay their beastly, flea-bitten hides! Hahahaha! *maniac laughter*

13. Do you like to duel? Pfft. *rolls eyes* Heavens no.

14. Have you ever asked anyone for money? *looks at the question with daggers flying from eyes* How could you ask me that?

15. What do you think about the boy king in Stormwind? Who do you think is really running the show? It's not the Lady. Oh, she thinks she is running the show but NO! I believe there is some larger force at work here. It's almost as if we are all a part of a Transmission Control Protocol that transmits and receives digital data, a communications paradigm in which packets are routed between nodes over data links shared with other traffic...we are lost in the matrix and the matrix is in control.

16. What is up with those Draenei? The blue cleft-hoofed fish people? I'm sure they have some reason for being brought to life although I have yet to find that reason. *scratches chin*

17. What race and/or class of your same faction really annoys you and why? Speaking of Draenei...I want to know why they think they can prance around like ballet dancers at opening night of the Nutcracker Suite! Throw a tutu on them and call it a day, already! How long must we stand by and watch them high-step their way around, always getting their thick carcasses in the way of things? And one more thing...why do their females insist on stick their butts out constantly?

18. If you were granted powers of immunity and could not die, what would you do? Storm the Undercity and burn it to the ground in all of its filth. Like the Ewoks, the horde simply must die.

19. It is rumored that some of the carnies at the Dark Moon Faire are actually run-away criminals. What are your thoughts on this? Send them my way and let me pass judgment on them. If they are honest and true, my hammer won't fall.

20. What would you like to tell the world? Pally FTW...and you know it's true because we survive longer than anyone else. Ha!